“Inflation 101”
By
Gerry Niskern
“Inflation is the time when those who saved for a rainy day get soaked.” Unknown author
A white haired lady stopped me at the grocery store the other day. “I can remember when toilet paper was fifty cents for a 4 pack!” she declared indignantly as she waved the pack at me.
“Hey,” I replied. “I can remember when we were first married and our weekly food budget was ten dollars. It went up to fifteen when we had our first baby.”
We had that budget because a wise insurance agent gave us a budget book to keep for the first year. “Always go to the store together and write down every single thing you buy, even a pair of shoe laces.” He continued, “Do that for the first year and you will never be asking each other in years to come, where did the money go?” I always chuckle when I remember my young husband discovering the price of Philadelphia Cream Cheese. Needless to say, we didn’t buy any, but he did remark to his parents later that he hadn’t realized the cost of cream cheese when he was eating it at home. In later years he loved to tell the story later of how he would put donuts and bananas in the cart, but when we got home they weren’t there. “She always put them back when I wasn’t looking!”
We didn’t buy the salesman’s insurance, but I was always grateful for his wise consul.
That morning at the market last week was unusually busy and then I remembered. Of course, it was the day the Social Security checks had arrived! Seniors were out in force armed with their coupons and indignation. Being on Social Security makes everyone really good at math. There’s a kinship among those “first of the month” shoppers. “Hey, there’s a sale on Libbys canned green beans, and there is a good price on eggs today too. Did you see bananas are 59 cents a pound?”
There is a quote that goes, “Basic Economics: It’s the most complicated simple subject there is”
The Pandemic created worldwide economic turmoil, insurmountable supply chain issues and inflation followed. Political parties are being blamed by the other side. Economists are saying it is going to take time. Seniors are saying, “ Hurry every chance you get.”
I stopped for gas on the way home. Don’t Ask!

“Too Young to March”
By
Gerry Niskern
Several million of our youngest citizens should have taken to the streets around the nation in protest last week. The country’s infants needed their formulas and the stores were only stocking around 43% of the usual amount.
Not all babies have a “Dairy Queen” in residence. Not all mothers want to breast feed, for many reasons. That is their choice. The giant baby formula business is cornered by four companies in the United States. Abbott, the largest owns 40% of the market.
When one of the baby formula factories was shut down in February due to problems, it caused a large deficit , along with supply chain issues that were already happening because of the pandemic. Select batches of Similac, Alimentum and EleCare were recalled. Other factories could not make up the severe shortages quickly enough. And our former President’s trade policy made it very hard to have truckloads sent from Canada.
Of course, the infant formula scare reminded me of raising my own kids. I feed the first two, but son #2 was different. A couple of months after birth he developed an allergy to milk products. Everything came up. In desperation, I resorted to consulting a pediatrician. The family doctor who delivered them always took care of any kid’s problems. After checking the baby out thoroughly the specialist recommended I give him buttermilk! He accepted it, loved it, and thrived on it. Who knew?
I was also reminded of stories I heard about great-grandmothers, on both sides of the family, resorting to “sugar tits” to keep a fussy baby happy. As it was explained to me, long ago mothers used to mix some sugar and butter together and place it on a clean cloth which they rolled into a cone and gave it to the baby to suck on. Hey, whatever worked!
Luckily babies in today’s world have every type formula to meet their nutritional needs. Our country has very strict standards but our government has arranged for some European countries who meet those standards are going to help supply the desperately needed formula.
The shortage is an ongoing problem and we are going to have to look for a more permanent solution. Production and supply demands must be meet. Every day the need grows.
Feed those young citizens!

“My Maxim Mother”

By

Gerry Niskern

One of my greatest embarrassments as a kid was to be given ten cents to go to the grocery store for a loaf of bread. “But, Mom,” I used to argue, “The clerk always says it’s eleven cents. A penny for the tax.”
“Tell them it’s a sin to tax our daily bread,” she always declared indignantly, “right is right.”
I didn’t realize it until many years later but I was being raised by the maxim method. My mother had a maxim or proverb to fit every occasion. The many squabbles between my sister and me were settled with one of us being told to just be big about it.
Mother brushed and braided my hair into pigtails every morning until I was twelve years old. The answer to my pleas to have it cut and permed were met with the admonishment, “Young lady, you are skating on thin ice with all those crocodile tears.
Her sense of timing was eerie. When I was a teenager I was convinced that she had a built-in alarm that told her exactly when my boyfriend and I had reached the edge of our front yard after a date. The front door light suddenly blazed across the porch steps. I’m sure she breathed a sigh of triumph and smugly said to herself, “ I nipped that in the bud.”
I don’t know how she knew I had ditched high school one day even before my girlfriend and I came strolling up the street after the usual dismissal time. The front door opened with a flourish as she declared, “She was mad as a wet hen because I hadn’t attended school that afternoon and if I thought I had gotten away with it I had another thought coming. You’ve cooked your own goose and your dad is going to come down on you like a ton of bricks!”
Family holidays, birthdays and even funerals were command appearances.
“What do you mean? You have a date?” she would ask. “Your Aunt Annie was the salt of the earth. I don’t care if you can’t remember her. The eulogy is at two o’clock…be there! After all, blood is thicker than water.”
Long after I was married and became a mother myself, she continued to mother the young women who worked for her and my dad in their small manufacturing business. She always started Monday morning with samples of a new recipe that melted in your mouth for everyone. She brought them cuttings from her flower garden to start in theirs. As she helped them at their worktables they were given liberal doses of her views on good morals. She advised them to take the bull by the horns and break it off with boyfriends that were not treating them respectively or were always four sheets to the wind. “After all,” she’d say,
“Everyone knows that a leopard can’t change his spots!”
When a new girl came to work that was having a hard time financially and was between the devil and the deep blue sea, I would get a call from Mom. “Clean out your kids closets and bring me everything they’ve outgrown. My new girl’s kids needs clothes.” A cash advance on their first paycheck always accompanied the clothes when my dad wasn’t looking.
She always encouraged my talent in art even as a child. “Hitch your wagon to a star and you can do anything you want,” she declared over and over again
Years later, during one of my most important gallery interviews, I was asked where I had been showing. Imagine my horror, when I heard myself answering that I had been hiding my light under a bushel basket. I couldn’t believe I had actually said that to the very puzzled young gallery director. “Oh, no,” I thought. “I’ve finally turned into my mother.”
Then I thought again, I’m proud to be like someone who was worth her weight in gold!

Celebration of Her Life
By
Gerry Niskern
I lost my sister Wednesday morning. She was 94.
When she graduated from Phoenix Union High School she wanted to follow her passion and go to Cosmetology School. When dad said he would pay for her to go to ASU and become a teacher but “certainly not Beauty school”, she asserted her stubborn, independent spirit. She went to work and saved for the Cosmetology School tuition.
As a younger sister I witnessed that spirit lots of times. I remember my mother telling her, “Take care of your sister, or take your sister with you”. She hated that! I remember when she was called into the first grade room to sit with me at lunch time because I was so homesick I couldn’t eat. “Please, take a bite. The team is waiting for me. I’m their pitcher.” she pleaded. I would take a bite, a crying spasm would hit, and food (that she had to clean up) flew everywhere! That went on for a couple of weeks and needless to say, she was not happy with her little sister.
Another occasion that’s a vivid memory is when my parents said she had to take me along on her first date. She was furious. It was a rainy night and the young man arrived with a large umbrella. They walked under it and I trudged behind. She turned from time to time and hissed “Stay back there”. Funny thing was I was around nine or ten and , I understood. I didn’t think I should go on her first date either!
When she started her Cosmetology career, her first position was with Goldwater’s prestigious Antione Salon, but was soon invited back to become an instructor at the School. She continued to work as an instructor while running her own Salon in later years. She was always active in the Arizona Cosmetology Society and advocated for more rigid and professional requirements to be licensed as a stylist in Arizona. She became a member of the state Cosmetology board and was hired to visit and certify new schools ready to open.
She joined the National Cosmetology Association and as a talented stylist she traveled giving demonstrations at their conferences. She was invited to be part of a goodwill delegation sponsored by the U.S. government to travel to the Soviet Union and several European countries to promote U. S. techniques. She talked about being in a Moscow hotel years ago and being awakened by the building shaking. Huge military tanks were rolling down the street and the coup that broke up the Soviet Union was beginning.
As proud as my sister was of her career and accomplishments, she was even more proud of her family and her role as a mother and grandmother. She loved her three children, Mike, Pat and Eva, her grandchildren, Candace, Kurtis, Kendra, Kayla, Amber, Aurora, Kyle and Brandon and her great-grandchildren, Ethan, Eric, Evan, Tyler, Emily, Stella, Shea, Baztian, Justin, and Christian. She managed to take some of the first grandchildren along, for one on one time, on her demonstration trips.
Ileane Eileen Craig Murtey loved her family immeasurably

Backing up a Bit”
By
Gerry Niskern
A while ago I wrote about my first home in Arizona, titled “Historical Tranquility”. A lot of you enjoyed it but I realized that I should have started with describing the first home that I remembered; my home in West Virginia.
The house actually came with a little farm that my folks rented. My dad worked “down in town”, in the Ohio River Valley. At that time (before Ralph Nadar!) the valley was full of coal mines, steel mills and other manufacturing. We moved out into the “country”, up a steep mountain road into clean, fresh air when I was around two.
The home was built on a hillside with the front porch facing Rural Route # 1 and the basement facing the rest of the farm. On the path from the garage we entered the basement where I remember having lots of fun over the years. The floor was covered with linoleum where we were allowed to roller skate. There was a trunk left behind full of clothes for hours of make believe and in the spring we were enthralled watching over the chicks pecking their way out of their shell in the incubator. There was an adjoining “fruit cellar which my mother kept full of jars of fruit and vegetables she canned on a big wood cookstove in that basement. I remember how hot she was working, but I think she didn’t want to run up the electric bill using the new stove upstairs.
Going up the stairs you entered the kitchen where we always ate at little maple table with flowers painted on the backs. My mother had a brand new electric stove that was her pride and joy. It had a deep well feature that actually was an early version of the crock pots used now days. The aroma of her chicken and noodles cooking is still with me; also suppers of entirely corn on the cob from her garden. The best rhubarb pies came out of that electric oven, thanks to a large patch of rhubarb that came up every year.
On into the dining room, which we never used, into the living room. The living room had a fireplace with a hollow wooden mantle. One time a mouse was trapped in the mantle for some reason and it took a while for the horrible smell to go away. Down the hall was two bedrooms and a bath.
I didn’t spend much time except for sleeping in our bedroom because there was so much to do outside. Although my dad worked in town, my mom was a farmer at heart and she did her best to run the little farm. She put in a huge garden and there were many fruit trees and a large berry patch to tend to. I guess you could say our play was sometimes work, but work was always play too. I remember spending lots of time climbing in the apple trees with our dolls playing make believe games. Sometimes we were allowed to drop down thru a nearby meadow to the creek and spend countless hours playing in the water.
But I also recall spending hours in the sun picking the raspberries and strawberries. We built our own little stand out front along the highway out of bricks and some wood boards. We were allowed to keep the money we earned at our fruit stand and every evening my sister and I took our precious earnings down the road to the gas station and bought candy bars. The orange wicker furniture and swing on the big front porch held a tired but contented family munching on Clark Bars. We also picked the grapes from the grape arbor and rode with dad into town to sell them in peck baskets door to door.
That front porch had two huge pine trees on either side of the steps and in my memory we always had to be careful if we went out that way to the mailbox because my mom’s White Leghorn roosters hung out around those trees and they were mean. They had sharp spurs on their legs and they didn’t mind chasing us and using them. I never felt sorry when one of them ended up in mom’s slow cooker!
One fond memory of that house was an Easter morning when we were told to go out and look in our Collie dog’s doghouse. (dogs weren’t pampered in those days). We found ten plump little puppies born that snowy morning. Our dog was pure bred Collie and a friend of my dad’s had brought his beautiful male Collie to visit our dog weeks earlier. Not being as sophisticated as kids are today, we were totally surprised by these adorable puppies. Some were sold, and the most handsome one was stolen. No matter how much we begged we were no allowed to keep any.
I learned many things in that little farm home in those West Virginia hills. How to be responsible for some housework while mom was working outside, and how to work in the sun sometimes too. Salesmanship, handling money, caring for tiny chicks and puppies, were just a few of the skills I learned in the first house in my memory; the first “Historic Tranquility” place in my heart.

Basket Full of Easter
By
Gerry Niskern
Easter is next week and everyone will be recording the events with their cell phones; memories saved for anytime they want them.
I have a basket full of memories of Easter as a kid, but most weren’t recorded in photos because cameras and film development was too expensive. My mother started a roll at Christmas, took a little at Easter and maybe finished it to be dropped at the drugstore after a birthday party. So, special memories you just kept in your head and close to your heart.
When I was just past two my uncle had a Candy Store. He sold chances to win a large stuffed rabbit at Easter time. I don’t know if it was just a coincidence, but my mom won that rabbit for me. It was taller than I was. Mr. Rabbit stood upright with orange and green stripped trousers, a green tuxedo coat and very long ears. The rabbit got dirty very quickly in that little coal mining town with me playing with him all the time. One day I looked up and saw him hanging on the clothes line by his ears. Mom had washed him! I was heartbroken because I thought she was hurting him and she couldn’t convince me otherwise.
My dad had serious surgery that year and everyone who came to visit brought him one of those big decorated chocolate covered Easter eggs. Mom always said that every time they went to have one they found a tiny tooth mark where a bite had been taken out of each end of every one! I don’t recall that memory.
Up until I was nine I had to wear brown hi top corrective shoes. I hated those shoes. One Easter memory that I fondly remember is when my dad said, “Hey, while we are waiting for everyone to get ready for church lets play a game of checkers. Get the board.” I reached up high on the mantle and resting on top of the board was a pair of brown and white low cut saddle shoes, for me! First pair of low cut shoes like everyone else was wearing and that made my Easter!
When my kids were growing up their grandma and grandpa colored dozens of eggs and left early to hide them out in the Carefree area among the boulders. When the kids and their cousins arrived there was a wild Easter Egg hunt. Everyone was fine until they noticed Grandma taking the youngest toddler that year and showing him where the eggs were. “ No fair,” they always complained. “Grandma is showing him where the eggs are”. Of course she was. She was the Grandma!
So, do you have any memories in your Easter basket that are not recorded in photos and are yours and yours alone?

Historical Tranquility
by
Gerry Niskern
There was an interesting article in Wednesday’s Arizona Republic by Tirion Morris. It seems an old home, in the Roosevelt district, built in the early l900’s was recently purchased and turned into a Cocktail Bar. The neighborhood wanted to preserve the house and so did the new business owner.
The family that had lived in the old home for over forty years were thrilled to hold a reunion there when the bar was finished. How great was that? Wouldn’t it be fantastic to revisit your childhood home.
The house I lived in at l729 West Madison is gone, but not forgotten. I remember the night my mom and dad bought it. It was the summer of l942 and we had just arrived in Phoenix. Houses were so scarce during the war that there were several families waiting out on the sidewalk hoping to buy it if my folks didn’t.
This three bedroom, one bath was the first home my parents had ever owned. I remember climbing the wide front steps to a spacious front porch. There was a porch swing (handy for courting later on). The floor inside was beautiful hardwood. On cold nights you could stand on the big floor register from the furnace in the middle of the room to get warm. The fireplace was a great place to pop popcorn over the coals.
Next came the dining room where we always had supper. It had a built-in china cupboard for my mom’s glassware. Then thru a swinging door to the kitchen where the drain boards were made of soapstone; very scratchy.
My sister and I reveled in the fact that we would each have our own room for the very first time. My floor was stained dark walnut, I was allowed to paint scenes on the walls and a large area rug made from luxurious Llama furs adorned my floor. (my uncle in the U. S. Navy had sent it to me from Peru.)
But our joy was short lived. The government asked all families to help the war effort by renting a room to a service man’s wife. Since there were four air bases in the valley training fighter pilots at that time, there were lots of wives!
My parents gave up their room since it had an outside entrance. They took my precious bedroom and I was sent to share my sister’s room. (She never forgave me) It’s strange, but I don’t remember us all sharing the one bathroom being a problem.
There were many nice older homes all around the state capitol at that time and it’s too bad everything changed. The State of Arizona bought up the whole block to build a new Highway Department building.
I lived in that wonderful sanctuary from age ten to eighteen and even though it has been gone for many years it will always live in my memory.

“April Fool is Friday. Are You Ready?”
By

Gerry Niskern

“April fool!” Can you remember hearing those words as a kid after one of your friends pulled a really good April Fool joke on you?
When most of us were children the best April Fool jokes were ones that we could pull were the simple ones we thought of our self. There were no props involved. Just our creative minds conjuring up an outrageous fact that surprisingly was believable; at least to our most gullible friends.
No one knows exactly where or when April Fools day started and why, but since the 1700’s, it seems every country has an April Fools day. Sometimes it is called All Fools Day. So watch out this Friday! Nothing you hear is credible. Check everything out.
There is always a predictable internet hoax by some corporations to fool their customers. Once, back in l996, Taco Bell duped the public by claiming to purchase the Liberty Bell intending to rename it the Taco Bell.
I remember one April Fool’s Day during unusually hot weather, a radio host in Phoenix, told his audience about a misting system planned by the city. It would be strung high above all the sidewalks. The system would use reconstituted water from the sewers and would cost the city virtually nothing in water bills. Surprisingly, a large segment of his listeners believed it and flooded the city’s phone lines with indignant protests.
Of course, I have to tell you one of my best April Fool’s Day jokes. We were having a terrible storm for April. Cold wind and rain that turned into “unheard of light snow” briefly here in Phoenix. We lived on the top of a little mountain at the end of 14th street, with a long, steep driveway. I called my grandson, aged eleven, and told him the neighborhood kids were having a blast skiing down our driveway. He begged his mom to drive him over and it took her a while to convince him I was “April Fooling” him.
My earliest memory of an April Fool’s joke was when a most favorite uncle of all the cousins called us together. He had a paper bag from the bakery and being the youngest and probably with the sweetest tooth, I begged to be first to reach into the paper sack. I pulled out a DOG BISCUIT! Everyone thought it was hilarious. Not me!

What a Day!
By
Gerry Niskern
It’s been a long time since I’ve been to a Farmer’s Market, but I was invited to go along to one with some family members Saturday.
I’ve passed the one at Central and Bethany Home Road a thousand times but never stopped. Strange, considering on every trip to another city, my resident historian and I always visited their Farmer’s Markets.
As we moseyed along between the many vendors the first thing I noticed was there weren’t many fruits and vegetables. Ironic, since that’s how Farmer’s Markets came into existence; a place for farmers to sell their produce directly to the consumers. The first market in the United States was started in Boston, Mass. In 1634. And actually, over the years, I have heard stories about my grandfather, who had a farm about ten miles from Vienna, in Austria, loading his wagon with fruits and vegetables and arriving before dawn at the outdoor market every Saturday to sell his produce in the Vienna city marketplace.
On our walking tour thru the Central Phoenix market we did see some vendors selling herbs to grow in kitchen gardens. We passed booths with homemade breads of all kinds. There was unique pottery, one of my favorites. Other booths had vintage clothing, homemade jellies, interesting and different bird feeders and homemade soaps.
It appeared nearly everyone had their dog with them and some were very good looking. Of course, when barking broke out it was always a smaller dog who considered it his duty to challenge one bigger than him. Of course, We passed an unusual amount of booths selling doggie products. Serious nutritious dog food, snacks and treats for fido were offered everywhere. One large vendor had hundreds of colorful dog collars on display.
We eventually arrived at a dead end by some food trucks. The Food trucks were a welcome part of the market. Some in our group enjoyed a lobster sandwich. Turning back another route the truck selling fresh squeezed lemonade had the longest line, since the temperature was rising fast.
We went on to see pretty homemade aprons, wind chimes and one man had silver rings, bracelets, and something I had not seen since I was a kid; silver bracelets made from bending a spoon around to fit a wrist. When I was in middle school, boys used to present an intended “steady” with a spoon bracelet (probably from his mother’s silver set! ) that he had engraved with his and her name.
As we walked on we saw a booth full of hats, kettle corn, special pasta blends, and a man selling funny tee shirts with all breeds of dogs on the front. And last but not least, a booth for special doggie vitamins!
As we were heading out we heard rumors of actual vegetables in the back somewhere and chocolate candy! Maybe for another day!